Food Menu
Build your own or try one of our Lazy Faves
Size
Slice
Toppings .89¢ $1.50* $2** $3***
Non-Tomato Sauce .89¢
Sauces Tomato, Whipped Ricotta, Pesto, Mustard, BBQ,
20-inch
Toppings $3 $5* $8** $12***
Non-Tomato Sauce $4
30-inch
Toppings $4 $8* $12** $16***
Non-Tomato Sauce $5
Toppings
Fresh veggies, slow braised meats, and a whole lot of love
Cheese
Asiago, Blue Cheese Crumbles, Cheddar, Feta, Fresh Mozzarella*, Extra Cheese, Goat*, Whipped Ricotta, Lemon Ricotta, Daiya Vegan**
Dipping Sides
Blue Cheese, Birria Jus, Ranch, Marinara, Jason’s Mom, Ranch/Jason’s Mix, Lazy Homemade Hot Honey($1.50)
Fruits & Veggies
Artichokes, Banana Peppers, Basil, Bell Peppers, Broccoli, Capers, Cilantro, Garlic, Jalapeños, Mushrooms, Sautéed Mushrooms*, Caramelized Onions, White Onions, Red Onions, Pickled Pink Onions, Black Olives, Roasted Red Peppers, Pickles, Pineapple, Roma Tomatoes, Sundried Tomatoes, Spinach
Proteins
Anchovies*, Chopped Bacon*, BBQ Baked Chicken**, Baked Chicken**, Buffalo Baked Chicken**, Birria Beef***, Ground Beef, Crumbled Sausage*, Ham, Mojo Pork*, Pepperoni, Vegan Chicken Strips**, Vegan BBQ Chicken**
Deals
Boxcar Willy
$7.00
Tomato-Base Cheese Slice, Pint of PBR
Lazy Lunch
$8.00
Tomato-Base Cheese Slice, Fountain Drink, 11am-4pm M-F
Six Guns
$11.00
Tomato-Base Cheese Slice, 2 Toppings (Upcharge for Asterisk), Includes Fountain Drink
The Good Life
$15.50
Pick 2: Tomato-Base Cheese Slice, Small Salad (Caesar or Greek), Cup of Soup, Includes Fountain Drink
Kids Combo
$8.00
Tomato-Base Cheese Slice Kiddie Cut, Apple Juice
Lazy faves
Cuban Slice
$10.25
Mustard Sauce, Ham, Mojo Pork, Dill Pickles, Mozzarella
Meaty McMeatface Slice
$12.00
Tomato sauce, Birria Beef, Ground Beef, Pepperoni, Bacon, Mozzarella
Garden Grazer Slice
$9.75
Tomato Sauce, Artichokes, Spinach, Broccoli, White Onions, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Mozzarella
Treehugger Slice
$9.50
Tomato Sauce, 2 Vegan Toppings, Daiya Vegan Cheese
The Buff Slice
$10.75
Tomato Sauce, Buffalo Chicken, Blue Cheese Crumbles, Buffalo Sauce, Baked Ranch, Mozzarella
Jason's Mom's Slice
$11.00
Tomato Sauce, Chicken, Sauteed Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Tomatoes, Baked Ranch, Jason's Mom's Sauce, Mozzarella
Down Home Slice
$10.25
Homemade BBQ Sauce, Red Onions, Bacon, House-Smoked BBQ Chicken, Mozzarella
Uptown Slice
$11.00
Vegan BBQ Sauce, Vegan BBQ Chicken, Red Onions, Vegan Mozzarella
Gluten Free Pizza
$11.25
12" Pizza, Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella
Crust Contains Eggs and Dairy
Saganaki Slice
$7.50
Ricotta, Fontina, Aged Cheese Blend, Lemon Zest, Parsley, Mozzarella, Lemon Wedge Side
Chili Slice
$10.25
Tomato Sauce, Chili, Sour Cream, Cheddar, Mozzarella
Vegetarian Chili Slice
$10.25
Tomato Sauce, Vegan Chili, Sour Cream, Cheddar, Mozzarella
Cheesy Bread
$7.75
Garlic, Mozzarella, Luvin’ Seasoning(contains dairy), 1 Dipping side
Additional Toppings $0.89
Calzones
Classic Calzone
$10.50
Tomato Sauce, Whipped Ricotta, Mozzarella, Includes 1 Topping, 1 Dipping Side
Veggie Calzone
$10.50
Onions, Peppers, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Baked Ranch, Asiago, Mozzarella
Birria Beef Calzone
$11.50
Cilantro, White Onions, Slow Simmered Pulled Beef, Feta, Pickled Red Onions, Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Includes Birria Dipping Jus
Hawaiian Pork Calzone
$11.25
Mojo Pork, Ham, Pineapple, Bacon, Baked Jason’s Mom’s Sauce, Mozzarella
Salads
Small $6.50 Large $10.50
Greek
Romaine Lettuce, Roma Tomatoes, Red Onions, Cucumbers, Roasted Red Peppers, Pepperoncini, Feta, Olives, Homemade Greek Dressing
Caesar
Romaine Lettuce, Croutons, Asiago, Homemade Caesar Dressing
Goats in Modena
Artisan Greens, Toasted Barley, Grape Tomatoes, Pickled Beets and Goat Cheese tossed in Homemade Balsamic Vinaigrette
Brussels and Broccoli
Roasted-Chilled & Chopped. Toasted Cashews, Dates, Pecorino Cheese, Maple-Mustard Vinaigrette
Soups
Tomato Bisque
$6.50
Vine-Ripened Tomatoes Simmered in Homemade Broth w/Fresh Basil, Parmesan, and a Dash of Cream
Chili
$6.50
Beef & Kidney Beans stewed w/ Vine Ripened Tomatoes and a Hefty Medley of Chili Spices, Garnished w/Cheddar
Hearty Vegetable Chili
$6.50
Zucchini, Squash, and a Medley of Beans Simmered in Mild Chili Spices
Desserts
Blondie
$5.00
Browned Butter, Butterscotch, Dark Chocolate Chips
Berries and Cream Dessert Pizza
$12.00
Blueberries, Sweet Cream Cheese, Lemon Zest, Strawberry Drizzle, Fresh Mint, Cinnamon Sugar Crust
Drink Menu
Craft beers on tap. Scratch-made cocktails. Oh, and fancy wine, too. Just like with our pizzas, we reject the notion that less is more. A big selection of drinks is always better.
Old Fashioned
$8.00
Ezra Brooks Rye whiskey, Blood Orange Bitters, Angostura bitters, Simple syrup
El Diablo Rojo
$8.00
Old Forester bourbon, lemon sour, Vino San Esteban Malbec
Lazy Mule
$8.00
Pearl Vodka, Lime, Ginger Beer
Margarita
$8.00
Tequila, Lime Juice, Blue Agave Syrup
Mojito
$8.00
Flor de Cana Rum, Lime, Mint, Simple
The Bee's Knees
$8.00
New Amsterdam Gin, Lemon, Honey Simple Syrup
Sangria
$8.00
Vina Borgia Garnacha, Brandy, Orange Liqueur, Lime, Lemon, Soda & Spice
Eat, Drink, & Be Lazy.
