Food Menu
Build your own or try one of our Lazy Faves

Size
Slice
Toppings .89¢ $1.50* $2** $3***
Non-Tomato Sauce .89¢
Sauces Tomato, Whipped Ricotta, Pesto, Mustard, BBQ,
20-inch
Toppings $3 $5* $8** $12***
Non-Tomato Sauce $4
30-inch
Toppings $4 $8* $12** $16***
Non-Tomato Sauce $5
Toppings
Fresh veggies, slow braised meats, and a whole lot of love
Cheese
Asiago, Blue Cheese Crumbles, Cheddar, Feta, Fresh Mozzarella*, Extra Cheese, Goat*, Whipped Ricotta, Lemon Ricotta, Daiya Vegan**
Dipping Sides
Blue Cheese, Birria Jus, Ranch, Marinara, Jason’s Mom, Ranch/Jason’s Mix, Lazy Homemade Hot Honey($1.50)
Fruits & Veggies
Artichokes, Banana Peppers, Basil, Bell Peppers, Broccoli, Capers, Cilantro, Garlic, Jalapeños, Mushrooms, Sautéed Mushrooms*, Caramelized Onions, White Onions, Red Onions, Pickled Pink Onions, Black Olives, Roasted Red Peppers, Pickles, Pineapple, Roma Tomatoes, Sundried Tomatoes, Spinach
Proteins
Anchovies*, Chopped Bacon*, BBQ Baked Chicken**, Baked Chicken**, Buffalo Baked Chicken**, Birria Beef***, Ground Beef, Crumbled Sausage*, Ham, Mojo Pork*, Pepperoni, Vegan Chicken Strips**, Vegan BBQ Chicken**
Deals
2 Cheese Slices for $11
$11
2 Slices of cheese pizza(tomato base) for $11
M-F 11am-4pm
Boxcar Willy
$7.00
Tomato-Base Cheese Slice, Pint of PBR
Lazy Lunch
$8.00
Tomato-Base Cheese Slice, Fountain Drink, 11am-4pm M-F
Six Guns
$11.00
Tomato-Base Cheese Slice, 2 Toppings (Upcharge for Asterisk), Includes Fountain Drink
The Good Life
$15.50
Pick 2: Tomato-Base Cheese Slice, Small Salad (Caesar or Greek), Cup of Soup, Includes Fountain Drink
Kids Combo
$8.00
Tomato-Base Cheese Slice Kiddie Cut, Apple Juice
Lazy faves
Jumbo Baked Wings
13.00
5 Jumbo Baked Wings - Hot honey mustard, Buffalo, or Plain. Served with Ranch or Blue Cheese
Cuban Slice
$10.25
Mustard Sauce, Ham, Mojo Pork, Dill Pickles, Mozzarella
Meaty McMeatface Slice
$12.00
Tomato sauce, Birria Beef, Ground Beef, Pepperoni, Bacon, Mozzarella
Garden Grazer Slice
$9.75
Tomato Sauce, Artichokes, Spinach, Broccoli, White Onions, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Mozzarella
Treehugger Slice
$9.50
Tomato Sauce, 2 Vegan Toppings, Violife Vegan Cheese
The Buff Slice
$10.75
Tomato Sauce, Buffalo Chicken, Blue Cheese Crumbles, Buffalo Sauce, Baked Ranch, Mozzarella
Jason's Mom's Slice
$11.00
Tomato Sauce, Chicken, Sauteed Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Tomatoes, Baked Ranch, Jason's Mom's Sauce, Mozzarella
Down Home Slice
$10.25
Homemade BBQ Sauce, Red Onions, Bacon, House-Smoked BBQ Chicken, Mozzarella
Uptown Slice
$11.00
Vegan BBQ Sauce, Vegan BBQ Chicken, Red Onions, Vegan Mozzarella
Gluten Free Pizza
$11.25
12" Pizza, Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella
Crust Contains Eggs and Dairy
Saganaki Slice
$7.50
Ricotta, Fontina, Aged Cheese Blend, Lemon Zest, Parsley, Mozzarella, Lemon Wedge Side
Chili Slice
$10.25
Tomato Sauce, Chili, Sour Cream, Cheddar, Mozzarella
Vegetarian Chili Slice
$10.25
Tomato Sauce, Vegan Chili, Sour Cream, Cheddar, Mozzarella
Cheesy Bread
$7.75
Garlic, Mozzarella, Luvin’ Seasoning(contains dairy), 1 Dipping side
Additional Toppings $0.89
Calzones
Classic Calzone
$10.50
Tomato Sauce, Whipped Ricotta, Mozzarella, Includes 1 Topping, 1 Dipping Side
Veggie Calzone
$10.50
Onions, Peppers, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Baked Ranch, Asiago, Mozzarella
Birria Beef Calzone
$11.50
Cilantro, White Onions, Slow Simmered Pulled Beef, Feta, Pickled Red Onions, Tomato Sauce, Mozzarella, Includes Birria Dipping Jus
Hawaiian Pork Calzone
$11.25
Mojo Pork, Ham, Pineapple, Bacon, Baked Jason’s Mom’s Sauce, Mozzarella
Salads
Small $6.50 Large $10.50
Greek
Romaine Lettuce, Roma Tomatoes, Red Onions, Cucumbers, Roasted Red Peppers, Pepperoncini, Feta, Olives, Homemade Greek Dressing
Caesar
Romaine Lettuce, Croutons, Asiago, Homemade Caesar Dressing
Brussels and Broccoli
Roasted-Chilled & Chopped. Toasted Cashews, Dates, Pecorino Cheese, Maple-Mustard Vinaigrette
Soups
Tomato Bisque
$6.50
Vine-Ripened Tomatoes Simmered in Homemade Broth w/Fresh Basil, Parmesan, and a Dash of Cream
Chili
$6.50
Beef & Kidney Beans stewed w/ Vine Ripened Tomatoes and a Hefty Medley of Chili Spices, Garnished w/Cheddar
Hearty Vegetable Chili
$6.50
Zucchini, Squash, and a Medley of Beans Simmered in Mild Chili Spices
Desserts
Blondie
$5.00
Browned Butter, Butterscotch, Dark Chocolate Chips
Drink Menu
Craft beers on tap. Scratch-made cocktails. Oh, and fancy wine, too. Just like with our pizzas, we reject the notion that less is more. A big selection of drinks is always better.
Old Fashioned
$8.00
Ezra Brooks Rye whiskey, Blood Orange Bitters, Angostura bitters, Simple syrup
El Diablo Rojo
$8.00
Old Forester bourbon, lemon sour, Vino San Esteban Malbec
Lazy Mule
$8.00
Pearl Vodka, Lime, Ginger Beer
Margarita
$8.00
Tequila, Lime Juice, Blue Agave Syrup
Mojito
$8.00
Flor de Cana Rum, Lime, Mint, Simple
The Bee's Knees
$8.00
New Amsterdam Gin, Lemon, Honey Simple Syrup
Sangria
$8.00
Vina Borgia Garnacha, Brandy, Orange Liqueur, Lime, Lemon, Soda & Spice
Eat, Drink, & Be Lazy.
